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People's Blog • Taylor Swift Composing New Song "Why Did You Make That Call?" After KC Chiefs Lose to Buffalo Bills

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Nashville, TN -- Taylor Swift writes deeply personal songs about whatever significant event has happened to her lately, as every fan of the billionaire pop star knows.  Most of her songs are about about love and love lost, but squabbles with other pop stars and certain orange-skinned US Presidents litter her catalogue like so many facial tissues after a good, cleansing cry.

Therefore it came as no surprise to her many fans - unironically called 'swifties' - that the devastating loss of her current boyfriend's football team will shortly appear in a new recording.  Ms. Swift is currently dating Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce.  When the team played the Buffalo Bills last night an unusual and controversial call resulted in an upset victory for the Bills.

Many fans and some KC players expressed outrage at the call, insisting that the referees changed the outcome of the game, and it appears Ms. Swift agrees with them.  She is reportedly hard at work on a new song entitled "Why Did You Make That Call?" which industry experts believe will be an instant hit, especially in Kansas.

Statistics: Posted by Panem Et Circenses — 12/12/2023, 9:58 am — Replies 1 — Views 220



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